none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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