were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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