I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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