bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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