NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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