Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
