no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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