So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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