Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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