I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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