like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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