This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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