'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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