Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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