I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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