I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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