How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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