i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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