I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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