I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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