I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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