Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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