There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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