Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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