What did we do last night that was yellow?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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