My nipple is on Facebook.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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