Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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