Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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