Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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