There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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