Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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