We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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