You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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