oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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