Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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