What a fucking waste of an outfit
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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