All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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