ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
