On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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