p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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