Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
