who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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