Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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