you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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