? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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