The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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