is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Even my vagina gasped.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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