I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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