her vagine was all disorganized.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Randomize
