im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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