yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The beer is more important than you right now.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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