Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he shaved USA in his pubs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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